Well, Misters D & G, you just might see your businesses start to suffer as a result of your recent “outspokenness” in the press. Yes, you tried to take tell us your comments were misunderstood. Of course, you are free you hold whatever opinions you like, and even broadcast them, but people are also free to disagree, protest and NOT buy your wares. (And, if they’re still under contract, I think you might also expect statements from Matthew McConaughey and/or Scarlett Johansson any day now.) Most people probably can’t shell out the big bucks for your clothes, but The Wow Report dug up these cute synthetic sandals of yours that look affordable and would be perfect for those “synthetic” babies, huh? Maybe a whole new “D&G Synthetic Baby” line? Get sketching on that ASAP… we’ll help you on the marketing. And we assume people DO buy your fragrances, of which there are MANY. That must be a BIG part of your annual revenue. Well, that biz might start falling off too, so someone out there (not us) was thinking ahead and came up with this new fragrance:
“Dolce & Gabbana‘s Homophobe: When you just want to smell like a couple of assholes from Italy.”
Catchy, huh? No spokesperson necessary.
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